Should be called after the rain. Yesterday I went out full of good intentions and paint, a little rain I thought, I'll sit in the car. The rain got heavier and the wipers were working overtime and the car steamed up so I called it a day. It seems the morning news was all about people being flooded out during a hosepipe ban, but the biscuit goes to one interviewee when asked about the people in his road being flooded. ‘We’re all in the same boat', he replied, without a hint of sarcasm.